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When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

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mutilatedmemories:

howtobreakaheart99:

visacredit:

ummm…

I’m sorry but..You’re an idiot

Oh no…
itisclara:

for halloween or first dates
world-shaker:

Just let the enormity of what’s going on here slowly sink in.

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

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canderemy:

image

excuse you

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(Source: classwarfairy)

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