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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful
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princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

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baby-make-it-hurt:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur)

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

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Anonymous asked: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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